Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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