Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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