You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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