If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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