office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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