Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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