No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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