I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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