I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
So. Much. Porn.
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