I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
