Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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