So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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