I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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