theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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