Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
