either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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