If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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