But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wish my penis had a tongue
im calling her cock vulture from now on
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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