At least make sure they are 18
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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