hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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