u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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