i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Randomize
