I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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