he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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