I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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