Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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