Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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