she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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