the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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