Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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