That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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