Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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