i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
