Your face is a jimmy john
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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