am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk