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• (804): View more from Virginia

  where are you?

  (914): View more from New York

  in the room with the baby pig

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  k im coming soon

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?

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  Nah, we all need something.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.

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  Yeah, but four times?

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• (714): View more from California

  Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.

  (562): View more from California

  You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.

  (714): View more from California

  Well someones bitter they didn't get any.

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• (530): View more from California

  and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.

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  I think your husband is breaking up with me...

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?

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