Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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