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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm chasing vodka with french fries.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic

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  USA! USA! USA!

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Why is there bacon braided in my hair

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.

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• (657): View more from California

  Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.

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• (805): View more from California

  Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha

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