I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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