Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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