doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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