Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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