he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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