i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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