so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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