hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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