Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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