I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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