Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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