Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
