he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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