normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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