Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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