I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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