Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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