Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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