There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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