How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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