I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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